Перевод песни Barenaked Ladies - Pinch me

It’s the perfect time of year

Somewhere far away from here

I feel fine enough, I guess

Considering everything’s a mess

There’s a restaurant down the street

Where hungry people like to eat

I could walk, but I’ll just drive

It’s colder than it looks outside

It’s like a dream, you try to remember but it’s gone, then ya

Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya

Try to see the world beyond your front door

Take your time, the way I’m under your wicked smile, when ya

Realise that a guy my size might take a while, just to

Try to figure out what all this is for

It’s the perfect time of day

To throw all your cares away

Put the sprinkler on the lawn

An’ run through with my gym shorts on

Take a drink right from the hose

An’ change into some drier clothes

Climb the stairs up to my room

Sleep away the afternoon

It’s like a dream, you try to remember but it’s gone, then ya

Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya

Try to see the world beyond your front door

Take your time the way, I’m under your wicked smile, when ya

Realise that a guy my size might take a while, just to

Try to figure out what all this is for

Pinch me

Pinch me

‘Cos I’m still asleep

Please God

Tell me

That I’m still asleep

On an evening such as this

It’s hard to tell if I exist

Packed the car an’ leave this town

Who’ll notice that I’m not around?

I could hide out under there

I just made you say “Underwear”

I could leave but I’ll just stay

All my stuff’s here anyway

It’s like a dream, you try to remember but it’s gone, then ya

Try to scream but it only comes out as a yawn, when ya

Try to see the world beyond your front door

Take your time the way, I’m under your wicked smile, when ya

Realise that a guy my size might take a while, just to

Try to figure out what all this is for

Try to figure out what all this is for

Try to see the world beyond your front door

Try to figure out what all this is for