Перевод песни Eminem - Fast Lane

First verse, uh, I’m armed ’til I’m on an island
My life’s ridin’ on the autobahn on autopilot
Before I touch dirt, or kill y’all with kindness
I kill ya, my natural persona’s much worse
You’ve been warned if you’ve been borned
Or if you conformed, slap up a cop
And then snatch him outta his uniform
Leave him with his socks, hard bottoms and bloomers on
And hang him by his balls from the horn of a unicorn
Y’all niggas’ intellect mad slow, y’all fags know
Claimin’ you bangin’, you flamin’
Bet you could light your own cigarette with your asshole
Me and Shady deaded the past, so
That basically resurrected my cashflow
I might rap tight as the snatch of a fat dyke
Though I ain’t wrapped tight, my blood type’s the 80’s
My 90’s was like the Navy
You was like the Brady’s, you still fly kites daily

[Eminem:]
Catch me in my Mercedes, bumping “Ice Ice Baby”
Screaming, “Shady ’til I die!”
Like a half a pair of dice, life’s crazy
So I live it to the fullest ’til I’m Swayze
And you only live it once
So I’m thinking ’bout this nice, nice lady
Wait, no, stop me now ‘fore I get on a roll (Danish)
Let me tell you what this pretty little dame’s name is
‘Cause she’s kinda famous
And I hope that I don’t sound too heinous when I say this
Nicki Minaj, but I wanna stick my penis in your anus
You morons think that I’m a genius
Really I belong inside a dang insane asylum
Cleaning, try them trailer parks Crazy, I am back, and I am razor-sharp, baby
And that’s “back” with a capital B with an exclamation mark
Maybe you should listen when I flip the linguistics
‘Cause when I rip this mystical slick shit
You don’t wanna become another victim
A statistic of this shit, ’cause after I spit the bullets
I’ma treat these shell casings like a soccer ball
I’ma kick the ballistics; so get this dick, I’ma live this

[Sly Jordan:]
Livin’ life in the fast lane
Movin’ at the speed of life and I can’t slow down
Only got a gallon in the gas tank
But I’m almost at the finish line, so I can’t stop now
I don’t really know where I’m headed
Just enjoyin’ the ride
Just gon’ roll ’til I drop and ride ’til I die
I’m livin’ life in the fast lane (pedal to the metal)
I’m livin’ life in the fast lane (pedal to the metal)