Перевод песни Jack Stauber - Peppermint

Can I have a peppermint?
You can have a peppermint
That’s too hot for me! Bleh!
Hey!
Aaah! I don’t like the peppermint!
You don’t like the peppermint?
No! It’s too spicy! Well why’d you ask me for a mint?
I don’t know
When did the spiciness begin?
I don’t know
Is it all because of me?
I don’t know
Am I sleeping on the couch?
Yeah 

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