Перевод песни LL Cool J - The Bristol Hotel

[Verse 1:]
I know a fat girl, she wears a orange skirt,
You give her twenty dollars and you can do work,
She’ll take food stamps and a traveller’s cheque,
Because her hair and her face and her life’s a wreck.
She wears a bright blonde wig, some high heeled pumps,
She’s down in the dumps so she’s sellin’ her rump,
She’s a hot little momma and she works every day,
If you wanna pay to play, here’s where she stays,
She’s at the…

[Chorus:]
Bristol Hotel,
Room 515.
The Bristol Hotel.
Where that at?
Jamaica, Queens!

[Verse 2:]
I seen her standin’ there, slutty as could be,
Offerin’ the putty for a itty-bitty fee,
Every red light she’ll come over to your ride
Or she’s standin’ in the doorway tellin’ you to come inside
The Bristol Hotel, ‘cause it ain’t no thing,
And her meat tastes better than Burger King.
Japanese executives in three-piece suits,
Glasses all foggy when they come in the place,
The girlies in the Bristol, they’re all in cahoots,
He fell asleep and got robbed, and cold chumped his face at the…

[Chorus:]
Bristol Hotel,
Room 515.
The Bristol Hotel.
Where that at?
Jamaica, Queens!

[Verse 3:]
Party people check the story ‘cause the story is ill.
It’s the story of two men, one Harold, one Bill,
They went inside the Bristol on a Saturday night,
Harold was cool but Bill felt uptight.
The girlies made attempts but Harold played it cool,
“Never ever rush, that’s the golden rule.
I been comin’ to the Bristol’s ten years of my life.
Ayo, what the hell? Yo, man that’s my wife!”

[Chorus:]
Bristol Hotel,
Room 515.
The Bristol Hotel.
Where that at?
Jamaica, Queens!

[Verse 4:]
You see, a Bristol girl is a one of a kind,
And if you know her good enough, she won’t make you stand on line.
She’ll let you inside, make you pay for the ride,
Take off her pants and then it smells like somebody died,
You say “What the heck?!” because you already paid
Not knowin’ that the guy that went before you had AIDS.
Bang bang boogie, she was so amusing,
Next week you’re at the clinic gettin’ blood transfusions.

[Chorus:]
Bristol Hotel,
Room 515.
The Bristol Hotel.
Where that at?
Jamaica, Queens!