Перевод песни Sidney Gish - Impostor Syndrome

Unfortunately I am
My own dog, my own fur companion
My own old lady on a forum
Who types in glittery decorum
Unfortunately I take
Myself out walking every day and
I hand my legs to the feet and
I give my head to the leash
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like?
What’s a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define
What I’m certain’s mad incompetence?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
I can’t smell well, or tell the time
Not K through 8, nor K dash 9
For human, grossly underqualified
For canine, grossly overqualified
I don’t blend in at Petsmart
And that truth remains for the Walmart
‘Cause in either case they say to me
What the fuck is lost in aisle 3?
Every other day I’m wondering
What’s a human being gotta be like?
What’s a way to just be competent?
These sweet instincts ruin my life
Every other day I’m wondering
Was it a mistake to try and define